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1. goodnite or morning everyone…shut eye time..and will wake up to another morning of fabulousness. hope u all do the same. love u. about 6 hours ago from web
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oh damn thats right it’s 5 a.m. time to count sheep…or maybe sing a lullaby to myself…neither works. sheep bleat and i croak. about 6 hours ago from web
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on a personal front..the launch was good…the lunch even better with my in laws in delhi. as for me i believe our future is our thoughts… about 6 hours ago from web
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that was future according to george carlin…absolute twisted vicious genius comic writer..try his books or better get his taped programmes about 6 hours ago from web
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all the knowledge of the world will be contained on a single, tiny silicon chip which someone will misplace. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future…cities will be built under glass domes, which, in time, will be completely covered by graffiti. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future the oceans will dry up and people will find things they dropped in the toilet many years ago !!! about 6 hours ago from web
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my favourite stand up comic (courtesy farhan akhtar ), george carlin has a funny take…on how it will be. see if u can come up with any. about 6 hours ago from web
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do u think of the future.not like the future tomorrow and what u will have for breakfast. but the long term view & how the world will change about 6 hours ago from web
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dont forget to pray…always. even the athiests amongst u…my advice is dont take a chance…just in case!! about 19 hours ago from mobile web
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sleep well all or be awake..wotever is ur poison. love u all and sorry that replying individually is a bit difficult…but i do read u all. 1:23 PM Jan 5th from web
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got to go..have a flight to catch. taking a jet plane..travel in a motorcade and launch an environmentally friendly i 20 hyndai car.ironic. 1:21 PM Jan 5th from web
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sleep when u feel sleepy…eat what u wish…talk what makes u happy and just smile a lot…and of course love urself as u are. 1:19 PM Jan 5th from web
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i have lost the bindings of nite and day on sleep. dont like to sleep. when i was young my mom didnt pat me to sleep, she beat me to sleep. 1:15 PM Jan 5th from web
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no i dont diet..it was just to deter anyone using stuff that proclaims weight loss. 1:13 PM Jan 5th from web
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just so that u know..the only advice that works to get a six pack is the old age one…JUST EAT LESS !!! THATS IT ! 1:03 PM Jan 5th from web
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fat burners followed..hydroxy this…hydroxy that..started to feel fat eating so many tablets. 1:01 PM Jan 5th from web
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then no carbs only protein…damn..finding pieces of chicken in a crowd of rice…and still feeling guilty that i ate biryani…sucked. 12:57 PM Jan 5th from web
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then the low fat fad followed. low fat yogurt. ok.low fat cheese..makes sense…but low fat butter and then low fat celery?how low can u go! 12:56 PM Jan 5th from web
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diets r confusing nowadays…first it was count calories…didnt lose weight just learnt to add in hundreds and a potato became a number. 12:53 PM Jan 5th from web
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