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1. goodnite or morning everyone…shut eye time..and will wake up to another morning of fabulousness. hope u all do the same. love u. about 6 hours ago from web
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oh damn thats right it’s 5 a.m. time to count sheep…or maybe sing a lullaby to myself…neither works. sheep bleat and i croak. about 6 hours ago from web
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on a personal front..the launch was good…the lunch even better with my in laws in delhi. as for me i believe our future is our thoughts… about 6 hours ago from web
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that was future according to george carlin…absolute twisted vicious genius comic writer..try his books or better get his taped programmes about 6 hours ago from web
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all the knowledge of the world will be contained on a single, tiny silicon chip which someone will misplace. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future…cities will be built under glass domes, which, in time, will be completely covered by graffiti. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future the oceans will dry up and people will find things they dropped in the toilet many years ago !!! about 6 hours ago from web
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my favourite stand up comic (courtesy farhan akhtar ), george carlin has a funny take…on how it will be. see if u can come up with any. about 6 hours ago from web
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do u think of the future.not like the future tomorrow and what u will have for breakfast. but the long term view & how the world will change about 6 hours ago from web
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dont forget to pray…always. even the athiests amongst u…my advice is dont take a chance…just in case!! about 19 hours ago from mobile web
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sleep well all or be awake..wotever is ur poison. love u all and sorry that replying individually is a bit difficult…but i do read u all. 1:23 PM Jan 5th from web
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got to go..have a flight to catch. taking a jet plane..travel in a motorcade and launch an environmentally friendly i 20 hyndai car.ironic. 1:21 PM Jan 5th from web
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sleep when u feel sleepy…eat what u wish…talk what makes u happy and just smile a lot…and of course love urself as u are. 1:19 PM Jan 5th from web
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i have lost the bindings of nite and day on sleep. dont like to sleep. when i was young my mom didnt pat me to sleep, she beat me to sleep. 1:15 PM Jan 5th from web
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no i dont diet..it was just to deter anyone using stuff that proclaims weight loss. 1:13 PM Jan 5th from web
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just so that u know..the only advice that works to get a six pack is the old age one…JUST EAT LESS !!! THATS IT ! 1:03 PM Jan 5th from web
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fat burners followed..hydroxy this…hydroxy that..started to feel fat eating so many tablets. 1:01 PM Jan 5th from web
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then no carbs only protein…damn..finding pieces of chicken in a crowd of rice…and still feeling guilty that i ate biryani…sucked. 12:57 PM Jan 5th from web
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then the low fat fad followed. low fat yogurt. ok.low fat cheese..makes sense…but low fat butter and then low fat celery?how low can u go! 12:56 PM Jan 5th from web
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diets r confusing nowadays…first it was count calories…didnt lose weight just learnt to add in hundreds and a potato became a number. 12:53 PM Jan 5th from web
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Twitter IDs of different bollywood celebrities

* Shah Rukh Khan – @iamsrk
* Abhishek Bachchan – @juniorbachchan
* Priyanka Chopra – @priyankachopra
* A.R.Rahman – @arrahman
* Karan Johar – @kjohar25
* Deepika Padukone – @deepikacalling
* Akshay Kumar – @akshaykumar
* Preity Zinta – @realpreityzinta
* Shahid Kapoor – @shahidkapoor
* Farhan Akhtar – @Karthikcalling
* Anupam Kher – @AnupamPkher
* Sonam Kapoor – @sonamakapoor
* Imran Khan – @1mrankhan
* Genelia D’souza – @geneliad
* Neil Nitin Mukesh – @NeilNMukesh
* Celina Jaitly – @CelinaJaitly
* Minissha Lamba – @Minissha_Lamba
* Sajid Khan – @sajidk23
* Reteish Deshmukh – @Riteishd
* Lara Dutta – @DuttaLara
* Gul Panag – @gulpanag
* Lisa Ray – @Lisaraniray
* Vishal Dadlani – @V1SH4L
* Fardeen Khan – @khanff
* Mahesh Bhatt – @MaheshNBhatt
* Amrita Rao – @Amritarao17
* Uday Chopra – @udaychopra
* Jugal Hansraj – @jugalhansraj
* Jacqueline Fernandez – @jacquie_furr
* Dino Morea – @DinoMorea9
* Konkona Sensharma – @konkonas
* Abhishek Kapoor – @Abhishekapoor
* Vivek Oberoi – @vivek_oberoi
* Ram Gopal Varma – @rgvzoomin
* Pritish Nandy – @PritishNandy
* Shreya Ghoshal – @shreyaghoshal
* Meghna Gulzar – @meghnagulzar
* Ranvir Shorey – @ranvirshorey
* Madhur Bhandarkar – @mbhandarkar
* Sophie Choudry – @Sophie_Choudry
* Sonakshi Sinha – @sonakshisinha
* Pooja Bhatt – @PoojaB1972
* Shekhar Kapur – @shekharkapur
* Anushka Manchanda – @IAmAnushka
* Bruna Abdalah – @Bruabdalah

v.v. Chopra’s fake twitter profile

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# #AllJokesAside Shut up. about 23 hours ago from web

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@ankit_fadia Shut up not What’s up. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to ankit_fadia

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@malluspace2 Stop following me. Shut up. about 23 hours ago from web

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CLT: Black Eyed Peas – Shut Up. #nowplaying about 23 hours ago from web

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Why don’t you let me type more, twitter? Shut up. about 23 hours ago from web

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@ashutoshgowariker Did you say shut up first? I did. Shut up, Ashutosh. about 23 hours ago from web

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@chetan_bhagat Did you read your book? I read your book. Shut up. about 23 hours ago from web

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@MTVIndia Did you think that tickr was funny? Shut up. about 24 hours ago from web

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Are you on twitter? I’m on twitter. Shut up.

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# got to go and sleep a bit. my dreams come on at 8 a.m…don’t want to miss any episodes.Todays r without commercial breaks too. love u all about 5 hours ago from web

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COME 2 THE EDGE..no v cannot v r afraid COME 2 THE EDGE..no v cannot v will fall COME 2 THE EDGE..they came & he pushed them..and they FLEW! about 5 hours ago from web

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todays expression is faith and belief : an anon poem i read in a book sort of covers this rasa. lemme know wot u think faith is. about 5 hours ago from web

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apologies fellowmen and women…dubbing just finished…so dropped my kids to school…and have come to keep the promise. about 5 hours ago from web

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will be back with some thoughts in some hours…will take 3 hrs about 10 hours ago from mobile web

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dubbing for khan for the 25th time…hyper karan making me do it again and again about 10 hours ago from mobile web

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@bdutt dont stress over political parties…for them if 2 wrongs dont make a right..(hey always try a third. about 21 hours ago from mobile web

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i follow the maxim…angels can fly cos they take themselves lightly…go out today…and laugh even if it at urself. good day everyone about 21 hours ago from mobile web

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LAUGHTER: my father told me if u cant laugh at life…with life.and about life..then there is no point of life. about 21 hours ago from mobile web

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Bye now…lemme figure out if i do really snore or not…will keep a recorder on tonite…God…so much for being shy and private. 12:28 PM Jan 3rd from web

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tomorrow will talk of laughter…i find that the hardest expression to do. now must go and try and sleep…have a meeting early morning. 12:24 PM Jan 3rd from web

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Love conquers all things…except poverty and toothache…Mae West…i think even snoring is a problem love can’t conquer. 12:22 PM Jan 3rd from web

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the nine expressions …love,laughter,fury,compassion,disgust,horror,wonder,heroic, tranquility. if u have any thoughts on love…start now. 12:14 PM Jan 3rd from web

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starting tomorrow will tell you nine expressions of acting…navrasa. will write a thought in each emotion for all to ponder.hope u like it 12:02 PM Jan 3rd from web

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cant reply to everyone individually…but i do read most of wot is written by u. thanx for the pic advice. big hands working overtime. 11:51 AM Jan 3rd from web

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sleep late..still not working for another month so try to read at nite. can’t seem to put the pic…maybe the resolution is not right. 11:35 AM Jan 3rd from web

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fim release coming up. will have lots of public speaking. my first rule of public speaking…if u don’t strike oil in 3 mins…stop boring ! 11:26 AM Jan 3rd from web

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later guys…love to all. 6:25 AM Jan 3rd from web

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whole day was thinking have to write and touchbase…now heading out to have dinner with riteishd…will write some meaningful bits in 5 hrs 6:24 AM Jan 3rd from web

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for everyone who wants to know…the family is good..the kids wonderful…the wife shouting…and the new film will discuss soon… 6:22 AM Jan 3rd from web

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guess i am going to be tweeting ..is that wot it is called? late nites. be back soon with some opinions that we all can discuss or trash. 6:19 AM Jan 3rd from web

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sorry been in a script meet for the last four hours..actually playing arkham asylum batman new game…cos the next film is video game based. 6:18 AM Jan 3rd from web

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kids and life calling…watching tim burton’s 9 with them…last holiday…so up late…catch up later. sleep or be awake well.love to all. 12:09 PM Jan 2nd from web

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injury has kept me away from making more films. will work my back off to be around more…the shoulder feels strong and so do i. 11:53 AM Jan 2nd from web

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thanx everyone this is really sweet…didnt expect such a warm welcome. love to u all. 11:21 AM Jan 2nd from web

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hi everyone. being extremely shy i never thought i would be here. but my friend @kjohar25 insisted that i should learn to share my life. 11:08 AM Jan 2nd from web

Bakhtiyar is busy counting his 10 lakhs …

Bakhtiyar is busy counting his 10 lakhs and his latest tweet says “2 lakhs, 39 thousands and 5 hundreds till now.”

PM Dr. Manmohan Singh’s tweets ..

PM Dr. Manmohan Singh’s tweets are bound to begin with “Madam jee says..”

Q)Who was the Happiest person to see SRK at twitter

Q)Who was the Happiest person to see SRK at twitter
A)Chetan Bhagat(Aamir factor)