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Very Stupid IIT Level joke

Now you may test if you have any quality of an IITian through this joke.If you think that this joke is funny or if such jokes often come to your mind then you have good chance of getting selected in JEE.

So without wasting anymore time here we have first IIT JEE level Joke that will beat all jokes

Q.)What will a Hyperbola say to a parabola and an ellipse?

Think….

Try to solve it yaar….

Its not that tough…….

I am sure u know this……

Ans.)My eccentricity is more than yours.

How many IITians does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.

Son of an IITian….

A  school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.

Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.” The teacher was aghast and went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father(The proud IITian) answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy’s dad said, “I’m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a five-year-old?”

Conversation between two IITians

– “Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?”
– “No…”
– “Inheritance.”

How do you keep a IITian programmer in the shower all day?

How do you keep a IITian programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

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