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Image of a Genuine IITian

This image was taken without the knowledge of this person.Actually he was so busy that he didn’t bothered that his picture was being taken.
But you must notice the concentration level of this man as that’s what makes him “A Genuine IITian”

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Behind every successful IITian ….

You must have heard that behind every successful man there is a woman.Have you ever wondered who is behind every successful IITian and specially behind IIT tOpPer.Well the answer is simple.Behind every successful IITian there are several people from FIITJEE,Bansal,AAkash,and other petty coaching institutes claiming that he is their student.

Take a look at this picture (click on it to enlarge it)

beside this some coaching called sri chaitanya claimed that IIT JEE 2008 Topper was their student.

Very Stupid IIT Level joke

Now you may test if you have any quality of an IITian through this joke.If you think that this joke is funny or if such jokes often come to your mind then you have good chance of getting selected in JEE.

So without wasting anymore time here we have first IIT JEE level Joke that will beat all jokes

Q.)What will a Hyperbola say to a parabola and an ellipse?

Think….

Try to solve it yaar….

Its not that tough…….

I am sure u know this……

Ans.)My eccentricity is more than yours.

Links to some of our top posts

IIT JEE 2009 Topper Nitin Jains’S Marks sheet

Least total marks in IIT JEE 2009 RKA

IIT JEE 2009 Maths highest:MATHS TOPPER

Least marks in chemistry in IIT JEE 2009

IIT JEE Performance report of MAN MOHAN SINGH

Welcome to first ever blog about IIT JEE which is not related to Study

Number of students who got zero or negative Total in iit jee 2009

How many IITians does it take to change a light bulb?

Number of students who got zero or negative Total in iit jee 2009

Number of students who got zero or negative Total in IIT JEE 2009 was more than 1 lakh.Exact number of students who got zero or below total was 106978.384977 students gave the examination last year.Hence 27.78% students got negative or zero total marks.Thus nearly 1 in every 4 student got zero or negative total marks.

Source:Right to Information

Mathematical prove for “STUDY IS A WATE OF TIME”

eq 1;study =dnt fail
eq2 ;dnt study=fail
add 1&2
sty +dnt sty=fail +dont fail
sty{1+dnt}=fail {1+dnt}
study =fail
so plz dont study and waste ur precious time

How many IITians does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.

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