You must have heard that behind every successful man there is a woman.Have you ever wondered who is behind every successful IITian and specially behind IIT tOpPer.Well the answer is simple.Behind every successful IITian there are several people from FIITJEE,Bansal,AAkash,and other petty coaching institutes claiming that he is their student.
Take a look at this picture (click on it to enlarge it)
beside this some coaching called sri chaitanya claimed that IIT JEE 2008 Topper was their student.
Now you may test if you have any quality of an IITian through this joke.If you think that this joke is funny or if such jokes often come to your mind then you have good chance of getting selected in JEE.
So without wasting anymore time here we have first IIT JEE level Joke that will beat all jokes
Q.)What will a Hyperbola say to a parabola and an ellipse?
Try to solve it yaar….
Its not that tough…….
I am sure u know this……
Ans.)My eccentricity is more than yours.
Rank list for IIT JEE 2008
Rank in Common Merit List Aggregate Marks
Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.
A school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.
Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.” The teacher was aghast and went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father(The proud IITian) answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy’s dad said, “I’m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a five-year-old?”