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You must have heard that behind every successful man there is a woman.Have you ever wondered who is behind every successful IITian and specially behind IIT tOpPer.Well the answer is simple.Behind every successful IITian there are several people from FIITJEE,Bansal,AAkash,and other petty coaching institutes claiming that he is their student.
Take a look at this picture (click on it to enlarge it)
beside this some coaching called sri chaitanya claimed that IIT JEE 2008 Topper was their student.
Rank list for IIT JEE 2008
Rank in Common Merit List Aggregate Marks
Number of students who got zero or negative Total in IIT JEE 2009 was more than 1 lakh.Exact number of students who got zero or below total was 106978.384977 students gave the examination last year.Hence 27.78% students got negative or zero total marks.Thus nearly 1 in every 4 student got zero or negative total marks.
Source:Right to Information
Well it is “भारतीय प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान”
If you want to know what they call it in marathi then try calling Raj Tackray
One day a IITian decides that he is sick of IIT. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.
The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”
The firechief takes the IITian to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?”
The IITian replies, “Well, I hook up the hose to the spigot, turn the water on, and put out the fire.”
The chief says, “That’s great… perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you’re walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?”
The IITian puzzles over the question for awhile and he finally says, “I light the dumpster on fire.”
The chief yells, “What? That’s horrible! Why would you light the dumpster on fire?”
The IITian replies, “Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I’ve already solved.”
The character for e is so cheap that it can be found on a keyboard. But is special (it’s under “special symbols” in word processor programs.)