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Behind every successful IITian ….

You must have heard that behind every successful man there is a woman.Have you ever wondered who is behind every successful IITian and specially behind IIT tOpPer.Well the answer is simple.Behind every successful IITian there are several people from FIITJEE,Bansal,AAkash,and other petty coaching institutes claiming that he is their student.

Take a look at this picture (click on it to enlarge it)

beside this some coaching called sri chaitanya claimed that IIT JEE 2008 Topper was their student.

Number of students who got zero or negative Total in iit jee 2009

Number of students who got zero or negative Total in IIT JEE 2009 was more than 1 lakh.Exact number of students who got zero or below total was 106978.384977 students gave the examination last year.Hence 27.78% students got negative or zero total marks.Thus nearly 1 in every 4 student got zero or negative total marks.

Source:Right to Information

What will an IITian say when he is drowning

F1 F1 F1 !!!!!!!!

Mathematician Physicist and our IITian [JOKE]

Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction – every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.
Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,…
Lawyer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 — there is not enough evidence to prove that it is not a prime,…
Professor: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.
IITian: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime,…

IIT Coaching classes a 10,000 Crore industry

Survey has shown that IIT Coaching classes is a 10,000 Crore industry-an amount that can fund 30 to 40 new IIT.

{India has over 12 million students in higher education but fewer than 350,000 faculty members.}

I would  like to point out that this money is also equivalent to 5 MAYAWATI PARKS in UTTAR PRADESH or 20 Chandrayaans Wow !!!!!!!!!

FIITJEEian today IITian tomorrow

FIITJEEn today IITian tomorrow-IIMian day after tomorrow-ceo of mnc the next day-PM of nation the next day-World leader after that.

So join FIITJEE and lead the world

[Disclaimer:Above claims are subjected to market risks.FIITJEE is not responsible for any loss due to Inflation and crash of world markets.]

Teachings from Geeta and Bollywood For students

Geeta me likha hai “Karm karo fal ki chinta mat karo” So exam do selection ki chita mat karo.

Bollywood says “Eshwar har kisi ke liye kisi na kisi ki banata hai” so usne tumhare liye bhi koi College zaroor banaya hoga after all jodiya to swarg me banti hai naa……

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