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New tweets from iamsrk

1. goodnite or morning everyone…shut eye time..and will wake up to another morning of fabulousness. hope u all do the same. love u. about 6 hours ago from web
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oh damn thats right it’s 5 a.m. time to count sheep…or maybe sing a lullaby to myself…neither works. sheep bleat and i croak. about 6 hours ago from web
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on a personal front..the launch was good…the lunch even better with my in laws in delhi. as for me i believe our future is our thoughts… about 6 hours ago from web
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that was future according to george carlin…absolute twisted vicious genius comic writer..try his books or better get his taped programmes about 6 hours ago from web
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all the knowledge of the world will be contained on a single, tiny silicon chip which someone will misplace. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future…cities will be built under glass domes, which, in time, will be completely covered by graffiti. about 6 hours ago from web
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in the future the oceans will dry up and people will find things they dropped in the toilet many years ago !!! about 6 hours ago from web
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my favourite stand up comic (courtesy farhan akhtar ), george carlin has a funny take…on how it will be. see if u can come up with any. about 6 hours ago from web
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do u think of the future.not like the future tomorrow and what u will have for breakfast. but the long term view & how the world will change about 6 hours ago from web
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dont forget to pray…always. even the athiests amongst u…my advice is dont take a chance…just in case!! about 19 hours ago from mobile web
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sleep well all or be awake..wotever is ur poison. love u all and sorry that replying individually is a bit difficult…but i do read u all. 1:23 PM Jan 5th from web
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got to go..have a flight to catch. taking a jet plane..travel in a motorcade and launch an environmentally friendly i 20 hyndai car.ironic. 1:21 PM Jan 5th from web
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sleep when u feel sleepy…eat what u wish…talk what makes u happy and just smile a lot…and of course love urself as u are. 1:19 PM Jan 5th from web
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i have lost the bindings of nite and day on sleep. dont like to sleep. when i was young my mom didnt pat me to sleep, she beat me to sleep. 1:15 PM Jan 5th from web
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no i dont diet..it was just to deter anyone using stuff that proclaims weight loss. 1:13 PM Jan 5th from web
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just so that u know..the only advice that works to get a six pack is the old age one…JUST EAT LESS !!! THATS IT ! 1:03 PM Jan 5th from web
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fat burners followed..hydroxy this…hydroxy that..started to feel fat eating so many tablets. 1:01 PM Jan 5th from web
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then no carbs only protein…damn..finding pieces of chicken in a crowd of rice…and still feeling guilty that i ate biryani…sucked. 12:57 PM Jan 5th from web
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then the low fat fad followed. low fat yogurt. ok.low fat cheese..makes sense…but low fat butter and then low fat celery?how low can u go! 12:56 PM Jan 5th from web
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diets r confusing nowadays…first it was count calories…didnt lose weight just learnt to add in hundreds and a potato became a number. 12:53 PM Jan 5th from web
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Comments on: "New tweets from iamsrk" (2)

  1. shahrukh khan is my God on the earth… i read every single word he writes …. it makes me feel better

  2. by the way i am an iranian and i must say that SHAHRUKH IS THE MOST LOVED FOREIGN PERSON IN MY COUNTRY IRAN we all love him to death so as kajol ,,, she is the best along with shahrukh

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